Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.
shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot
Does anyone know Dan and Phil’s address?
okay no offense but your stalking skills could do with a little more finesse
i feel like reading fanfic has kind of broken my desire to read published stories bc like theyre so bland tbh like. where the hell am i gonna get queer android romance in a bookstore. who writes about past assassins working together in a coffeeshop. all i see are straight white people making out like really like REALLY